Alien Abduction Explanation

First, a few caveats:

1.) I believe that we are being visited by beings that are either not of this earth, or not of this time.

2.) I believe that aliens, do in fact, abduct humans and animals.

3.) I believe the United States Air Force, not the CIA, FBI, "The Government," or anyone else knows these facts.

4.) I believe the USAF thinks that the general dissemination of the fact that aliens do regularly visit, observe, abduct, threaten, and obstruct some military and space projects, would do great harm to our civilization, by calling into question the validity of religion, The USAF's ability to protect the homeland skys, and the U.S. governments complete bewilderment of the situation.

5.) I believe Admiral Forestall was murdered because he wanted to reveal these facts to the American public.

6.) I believe Travis Walton.

Why am I laying out this set of beliefs? Because I believe that most cases of of alien abductions are not cases of abductions but a distant memory buried deep in our infancy. O.K., you're going to laugh, but after you laugh, let my thoughts roll around in your head. First, Let's go over the typical abduction scenario:

I was asleep when beings with large heads and large eyes approached me. I was paralyzed, unable to move. A bright blinding light shown in my room. I was levitated out my bed, disrobed. The next thing I remember was waking up in bed, knowing that something had happened to me during the night.

Why are all these abduction scenarios always so similar?

Here's my theory.

For thousands of years we humans have been conditioned to sleep at night, and wake during the day. For thousands of years a baby slept next to the mother. Should the baby wake during the night, the mother would console the child, by pulling the child close to her and offering breast milk. The warm milk would work it's magic and the baby would fall back to sleep. This was the way it was since the beginning of humans, and the human baby was conditioned, programed, or genetically evolved to this sequence:

The baby would wake up, the mother would pull the baby close to her, the baby would receive warm milk, and fall back to sleep.

And this is the way it was for humans until about 1900. Electric light was introduced, and increased prosperity allowed the baby to sleep in if not his own room than at least the baby's own crib. Since 1900 when the baby awoke in the night crying, the mother would would turn on a light, pick up the child and offer breast or bottled milk. If the mother found that the baby's diapers needed changing, she most likely would change the diapers before putting the child back to bed. The introduction of the electric light to the night waking-up sequence, now changed to:

The baby waking up, the bright electric light being turned on, the baby receiving warm milk, the baby being disrobed, diaper changed, and the baby falling back to sleep.

So here's my theory. I propose that the "Alien Abduction Experience" for most people is actually the distant memory of a nightime diaper change when they were a baby.

Funny, I know. But think about it, the introduction of the bright electric light in the baby's eyes, together with a diaper change during the the night, both of these events being wholly outside of the entirety of human evolutionary history, may have lasting, shocking effect that later in life may be confabulated with an abduction experience.